List of episodesEdit
|Episode #||# in Season||Episode Name||Original U.S. Air Date||Production Code||Summary|
|1||1||The First Day & Lockers||September 12, 2004||100||Moze wants to take a different elective than the guys to make new girl friends, but Ned refuses to let it happen; Cookie wears a heavy winter coat on the first day.|
Ned gets a locker next to Timmy Toot-Toot and searches for a new one; Moze competes with Suzie to have the best locker in the school; Cookie's locker is far away from gym class and must go to great lengths to avoid being late.
|2||2||Bathrooms & Project Partners||September 19, 2004||102||Ned tries to find the girl who kissed his name on the "hottie list" in the girl's bathroom; The Huge Crew takes over the girl's bathroom; Cookie accidentally runs into the girl's bathroom.|
Moze chooses Seth to be her project partner, but Seth refuses to do work; Loomer steals Ned and Cookie's baby for life science class.
|3||3||Teachers & Detentions||September 26, 2004||103||Moze's math class goes wild when they get a student teacher prompting her to help him.|
Cookie, Ned and Moze all get detention from throwing a paper airplane on accident, where they are at risk from older students.
|4||4||Seating & Tryouts||October 3, 2004||104||Ned tries to sit at the cool table at lunch; Moze sits up front, and does well in class; Cookie devises a plan to get the biggest bounce on the back seat of the bus.|
Ned tries out for basketball; Moze tries out for everything to compete with Suzie; Cookie tries out for cheerleading.
|5||5||Crushes & Dances||October 10, 2004||105||Ned tries to ask Suzie to the dance; Moze avoids Coconut Head, who she thinks wants to ask her to the dance; Cookie creates a perfect match program, but he can't get it to match him with the girl he wants.|
Ned plans to dance with Suzie Crabgrass but is blocked by her relationship with Seth; Cookie gets a supermodel to come to the dance, but their time is interrupted by a Siberian Husky.
|6||6||Sick Days & Spelling Bees||October 17, 2004||106||Ned must avoid getting sick when a special guest (and his hero) visits the school; Moze tries to get sick to get out of speaking to the class; Cookie avoids being caught by the nurse to keep his perfect attendance record.|
Ned tries to help Cookie win a spelling bee to stop the 'Killer Bees', a trio of students bent on winning.
|7||7||Rumors & Photo Days||November 7, 2004||107||A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating; Cookie and Gordy attempt to pull off the "Atomic Flush."|
Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo; Cookie looks for someone to take his perfect photo.
|8||8||Talent Shows & Elections||November 28, 2004||108||Ned, Moze, and Cookie organize an alternative talent show that is not boring.|
Ned is nominated for president.
|9||9||Computer Labs & Backpacks||January 2, 2005||109||Ned and Moze attempt to finish their class projects, but their roughhousing gets them banned from the computer lab; Cookie's computer system breaks down and he lives life without computers.|
Ned gets a new backpack from Backpack Boy; Moze desperately looks for her backpack, which has her diary in it; Cookie invents the "body pack."
|10||10||Notes & Best Friends||January 9, 2005||110||Ned gets caught passing notes in class by Bitsy.|
Ned and Cookie's friendship falters when Cookie joins the Killer Bees; Moze tries to make friends with the Huge Crew.
|11||11||Daydreaming & Gym||February 5, 2005||111||Ned daydreams for the answer to a science riddle.|
Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class; Cookie refuses to get sweaty, so he gets Seth to do his work for him.
|12||12||Cheaters & Bullies||February 12, 2005||112||Ned must cram for the biggest test of the year; Moze tries to stop Bitsy from cheating on her; Cookie is forced to take a test without technology.|
Ned and Cookie get bullied by Loomer, so they try to get him kicked out of school; Moze starts a peer mediation program.
|13||13||Emergency Drills & The Late Bus||February 19, 2005||113||Emergency drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out; Moze is worried about a pimple on her face; Cookie digs a series of tunnels to get out faster.|
Ned, Moze, and Cookie's bus is late; Ned tries to help Loomer ask Moze out; Moze makes friends with another girl named Jennifer; Cookie gives a tour of the school.
|14||1||New Semester & Electives||October 1, 2005||201||Ned enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer; Cookie becomes a completely different person.|
Ned, Moze and Cookie try to get a class together.
|15||2||Pep Rallies & Lunch||October 8, 2005||202||Ned tries to get people excited for the pep rally; Moze must give a speech at the pep rally; Cookie prepares to do a stunt.|
Ned tries to thwart One Bite, who takes one huge bite out of everyone's lunches; Moze wonders why Suzie won't sit with her at lunch; Cookie becomes paranoid after the lunch lady predicts that he will be crushed, mashed, and black-eyed.
|16||3||School Clubs & Video Projects||October 15, 2005||203||Ned is determined to shut down the "Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club;" Moze and Suzie compete to be the best in every club; Cookie starts an archaeology club.|
Ned and Cookie team up for a video project; Moze films a documentary on Mr. Wright; Martin Qwerly becomes the laughing stock of the school.
|17||4||Notebooks & Math||October 22, 2005||204||Ned steals Sweeney's "golden notebook" to help him study for a test; Moze finds a notebook full of rumors, and Suzie is believed to have written it; Cookie starts recording video instead of taking notes.|
Ned starts a math-study group to avoid his fear of math; Moze gets math anxiety; Cookie moves up to 8th grade math, but finds it not fun; Gordy tries to catch the Weasel without math and turns into a caveman.
|18||5||Vice Principals & Mondays||November 5, 2005||205||An electric sander is found destroyed in wood shop, leading to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs.|
Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.
|19||6||Your Body & Procrastination||November 12, 2005||206||Ned sets out to increase his strength; Moze worries that she is too tall.|
Moze bets Ned that he will never finish his project on time; Cookie invents a reminder system, which Lisa Zemo hacks into.
|20||7||Gross Biology Dissection & Upperclassmen||November 19, 2005||207||Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.|
Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school, with some difficulties; Moze gets the attention of an 8th grader, Jack Goldman; Cookie must pretend that he is in 8th grade for Vanessa, a girl he likes.
|21||8||Dares & Bad Habits||January 14, 2006||208||Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets 3 girls she supects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares."|
Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everything; Moze tries to fix her trash-talking potty mouth; Cookie tries to replace his packrat habit with something else.
|22||9||Substitute Teachers & The New Kid||January 21, 2006||209||Ned helps his favorite substitute teacher connect with the students; Moze tricks her substitutes into doing things that were not intended by the teacher; Cookie becomes a substitute teacher.|
Ned tries to help a new girl adapt to the school; Cookie acts like a British man when he moves to 8th grade English.
|23||10||Valentine's Day & School Websites||February 11, 2006||210||Ned sends the Huge Crew a love letter meant for Suzie; Moze gets the most roses and is dubbed "The Hottest Girl in School;" Cookie sends himself roses to get the most.|
Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school Web site, but problems arise.
|24||11||Shyness & Nicknames||February 25, 2006||211||Ned and Moze try to befriend the Oboe twins; Cookie starts a shyness seminar.|
Ned tries to create a cool nickname for himself; Moze tries to get rid of her nickname; Cookie creates a nickname genereator, which Loomer uses to pick on people.
|25||12||Asking Someone Out & Recycling||March 18, 2006||212||Ned tries to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him; Moze attempts to ask Seth out; Cookie helps Xavier ask Gordy out.|
Ned, Moze and Cookie compete to collect the most recyclabes; Ned loses the guide in the process; Cookie strings bottles together and is considered an artist.
|26||13||April Fools' Day & Excuses||April 1, 2006||213||Ned, Cookie and Gordy team up for an April Fools' Day prank.|
A dog eats Ned's homework, but he needs a better excuse.
|27||14||Secrets & School Car Wash||April 8, 2006||214||Ned and Cookie catch Loomer kissing Missy.|
The boys and girls compete in a car wash fundraiser.
|28||15||Spirit Week & Clothes||April 22, 2006||215||Ned battles for the position of Spirit Week King to go on a date with Suzie; Cookie gets the spirit stick and tries to hand it off to Moze.|
Ned tries to find the right clothes; Moze attempts to be fashionable after she gets a ticket from Missy's "Fashion Police;" Cookie and Crony design "The Ultimate School Uniform."
|29||16||Yearbook & Career Week||April 29, 2006||216||Ned wants to be next to Suzie in the best of section in the year; Moze tries to improve the yearbook; Cookie puts himself in many group yearbook photos.|
Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career as a vice principal; Cookie becomes Moze's manager.
|30||17||Music Class & Class Clown||May 6, 2006||217||Ned wants to be a rock star instead of being in music class; Moze gets Mozart stuck in her head; Cookie must play an instrument that is not a computer.|
The class clown moves out of town, which causes the teachers to give more quizzes and the students to find a new class clown. Note: This is the only Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide episode that is not on Netflix or the iTunes Store.
|31||18||Failing & Tutors||May 13, 2006||218||Ned must do well on all of his final exams, but is currently predicted to fail; Moze overreacts to one F; Cookie tries to fail in order to not skip 8th grade.|
Ned struggles to find a tutor to avoid summer school; Moze tutors 6th graders, but they all find her attractive; Cookie must work with Timmy Toot-toot on a project.
|32||19||Science Fair & Study Hall||May 27, 2006||219||Ned enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and her grandmother.|
Ned tries to study for a test; Moze gets injured, and nobody will sit next to her; Cookie tries to sneak out of study hall.
|33||20||Double Dating & The Last Day of School||June 3, 2006||220||Ned and Suzie go on a double date with Moze and Jack Goldman, but Ned kisses Moze on accident; Cookie agrees to take Vanessa and Lisa Zemo to the dance.|
Ned and Moze are afraid to break the news to Suzie that they kissed; Cookie's robot goes on a rampage.
|34||1||A New Grade & Dodgeball||September 24, 2006||301||Ned becomes feared after he accidentally punches Loomer; Moze attempts to make friends with the new iTeacher; Cookie helps Gordy onto the school's WiFi.|
Ned is made captain of a dodgeball team; Moze refuses to play after she thinks she hurt Coconut Head; Cookie joins Loomer's team.
|35||2||Reading & Principals||October 1, 2006||302||Ned struggles to read a sophisticated book; Moze tries starting a book club which Cookie attempts to get into.|
Crubbs stops all other interviews so he can become the new principal.
|36||3||Popularity & Stress||October 15, 2006||303||A new popularity list is posted; Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like it; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular.|
Ned becomes stressed about Suzie's new "boyfriend;" Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwan for the best test grade.
|37||4||Dismissal & The School Play""||October 22, 2006||304||Ned struggles to remember what he needs before he leaves school at the end of the day while Moze is unable to use the toilet; Ned tries to stop the school play to stop Suzie kissing Spencer.|
|38||5||“Guide to: Halloween and Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves & Zombies”||October 29, 2006||305||A Halloween setup kills Polk's principal; Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf and Moze is a ghost.|
|39||6||“Guide to: Art Class and Lost and Found”||November 5, 2006||306||Ned draws an abstract piece of art which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady'; Ned finds some sneakers in lost property but is unable to claim them before the end of the day.|
|40||7||“Guide to: Social Studies and Embarrassment”||November 12, 2006||307||Cookie tries grabbing a date with Lisa Zemo by winning the prize for best social studies project, but has a less desirable project partner; Ned suffers some embarrassing situations like burping while Moze tries to get a date with Faymen, but embarrasses herself.|
|41||8||“Guide to: The Bus and Bad Hair Days”||November 26, 2006||308||Ned needs to get to school to stop Suzie from reading a note he wrote as Cookie misses the bus; Moze finds various methods of dealing with her hair so she can connect with Faymen.|
|42||9||“Guide to: Revenge and School Records”||January 15, 2007||309||Ned becomes the 'Revenger' as Moze has friction with a new player on the Volleyball team; Ned tries to erase his school record.|
|43||10||“Guide to: The Library and Volunteering”||January 27, 2007||310||Ned and Cookie solve the mystery of their overdue library books; the trio find new ways of volunteering, resulting in more competition for Cookie and Evelyn.|
|44||11||“Guide to: Hallways and Friends Moving”||February 3, 2007||311||Cookie becomes the "Hallway Traffic Man" while Moze uses Hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie convinces everyone he is leaving Polk.|
|45||12||“Guide to: Boys and Girls"||February 10, 2007||312||Ned becomes depressed with Suzie's departure from Polk; Loomer falls in love with Cookie's alter ego while Ned looks for another girl to take his mind off Suzie.|
|46||13||“Guide to: Cell Phones and Woodshop”||February 17, 2007||313||Cookie hides in the bathroom with enough cell phones to guarantee a new car in a competition hosted on the radio; Cookie unwittingly sets loose a saw with an evil consciousness.|
|47||14||“Guide to: Getting Organized and Extra Credit”||February 24, 2007||314||Ned's disorganisation becomes a problem for Mr Sweeney; Ned devises a plan to get extra credit in four subjects in one project while Moze becomes obsessed with her volcano.|
|48||15||“Guide to: Fundraising and Competition”||March 10, 2007||315||Ned and Cookie need to raise money for gym equipment; Missy and Ned team up against the rest of the class to win a competition.|
|49||16||“Guide to: Making New Friends and Positives and Negatives”||April 7, 2007||316||Ned and Cookie are forced to become friends with Faymen; Ned becomes victim to Loomer's new knowledge on static electricity while Moze is unable to enjoy her kiss with Faymen.|
|50||17||“Guide to: Money and Parties”||April 7, 2007||317||The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Seth hosts a party, to which Cookie is not invited.|
|51||18||“Guide to: Spring Fever and School Newspaper”||May 5, 2007||318||Spring comes to Polk, but Crubbs has the school in lockdown, letting no one outside; Cookie uses the school newspaper's horoscope to his advantage.|
|52||19||“Guide to: Health and Jealousy”||May 14, 2007||319||Ned suffers from an itch, Cookie suffers from mood swings, and Moze cleans up the school's health dummy; Moze pretends to date Ned to allow him freedom from Missy, but has three other men fighting for her.|
|53||20||“Guide to: Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else”||June 4, 2007||320||Ned struggles to study for three tests all happening on the same day; Moze struggles to choose between Ned and Faymen, but she isn't the only person with a choice.|
|54–55||21–22||“Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels” (Series finale/1st /only TV movie)||June 8, 2007||321–322||The series finale begins follows a school trip, where Ned becomes the infamous Wild Boy when all he wants is a kiss from Suzie (or so he says), and Cookie becomes a masked vigilante to win the heart of Lisa Zemo.|
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