Hi! I'm David.
I'm fun, smart, funny, caring and nice. I think other ZOOMers would describe me as intelligent and energetic. My favorite school subjects are social studies and math. I love to watch baseball, basketball, soccer, football and boxing. If I could change one thing about the world, I'd find homes for every homeless person. When I'm not on the ZOOM set, I'm busy learning lots of new things, like chess, and playing lots of baseball and basketball. (My teammates have nicknamed me "ZOOM!") Besides making Dirt Pudding at CafeZOOM, one of my favorite ZOOMmoments was singing the National Anthem at Fenway Park and stepping on the sacred ground of Carl Yaztremski, Babe Ruth, Ted Williams and Roger Clemens! The game was great and I really had fun meeting all the ZOOMfans who came to say hi. How could any one forget that sarcastic humor of our smug friend David? All right, so he was just as annoying if not more annoying than Lynese. I would have loved to take that little pig and throw him off of the Empire State Building just to see if he would bounce back up. When David isn't busy stuffing his face, he enjoys playing little league. You read that right, LITTLE league. Apparently they don't make a special league for dry witted little twirps who are wider than they are tall. Anyway, his "friends" made up a nickname for him. They all call him "ZOOM!" David, being the genius that he is, thinks that this is a term of endearment. Excuse me while I wet my pants laughing. Little Piggy, if you ever read this I just wanted to let you know that they're making fun of your chubby behind. No one in their right mind would be flattered being called "ZOOM." They're just saying that because you were on a PBS television show meant for five year olds. Thank you for your time.